1.You call the refrigerator “ref” instead of “fridge”.
2.At least one of your male friends is named “Jun”.
3.At least one of your female friends is named “Baby”.
4.You dip your pandesal into your coffee.
5.You cover your precious sala set with a plastic sheet.
6.You respond when somebody asks you to see your “cell” but are confused. when he or she says “mobile”.
7.Everybody older than you is your “Tito” or “Tita” even if they aren’t related to you
8.You have those giant fork and spoon from Baguio hanging on the dinning room wall.
9.You bathe using a tabo and timba.
10.You can buy butter from the neighborhood store in slices.
11.Your taxi has the name of family members written at the back.
12.You have a pair of slippers underneath your office desk.
13.You say “for a while” when somebody on the phone asks for somebody else.
14.You cover your mouth when you laugh.
15.Your child’s birthday cake is meant for display only during the party.
16.You mix your spaghetti with hotdogs and catsup.
17.You have a stack of imported canned goods in the cabinet which open only when there’s a visitors around.
18.You don’t bother to get the change from taxi fare.
19.You have a bleaching or skin-whitening soap in the bathroom.
20.You ask the bill from the waiter by making an outline of a square.
21.You squeeze into a jeep that’s siyaman daw but actually waluhan only.
22.You hang fauz tapestries from Saudi in your home of dogs playing billiard or getting drunk in a bar.
23.The names of your friends always an “H” in them: Bheng, Jhun, Mhercy, Jhong, etc.
24.The names of your other friends are repetitive: Len-Len, Bongbong, Jun-Jun, Din-Din, Bing bing etc.
25.You invite your guest “kain tayo” even if you don’t want them to.
26.You say “C.R” instead of “toilet”, “washroom" or “comfort room”.
27.You talk about how sickening politicians are but you proudly tell others who you will vote for .during elections.
28.You hang a rosary on your vehicle’s overhead mirror.
29.You have a family member or relative in the States.
30.Your candidates believes he or she was cheated when he or she loses.
31.Your number one dream is to go States.
32.You use the title “Xerox” instead of “photocopy”
33.You block off a portion of the street in front of your house when you hold a debut or some party.
34.You place a handkerchief over your head when it rains.
35.You want to give your seat to a standing woman inside a crowded bus but you don’t because you’re too shy to do it.
36.You need to address others by their titles such as "Attorney”, “Architect”, “Engineer”, “chairman”, etc. instead of the plain and simple “Mr.”
37.You always bring home buko pie after your excursion to laguna.
38.You always get a set of glass bowls or glass cups during wedding.
39.You have a maid or helper in the house.
40.Your plate or glass is inverted as you sit down for mealtime.
41.You have one special dining table in your house that you use only when there are guest.
42.You have a Kris Kringle in your office every Christmas….
43.… and there’s always a gift description to give something “Long and Hard” to your Kris Kringle.
44.You have “Hotel California” and "Stairway to heaven” in your older tape collection.
45.You have all the diplomas displayed on the living room wall…
46.…and you have ton of photo albums under the living room table!
47.You have a pedicure even if you’re a guy.
48.You all look at the next person who enters while you’re riding a jeep.
49.You mix buko strips into your fruit salad. 50.You dream of having a high-paying Job abroad.